My Current School Mascot

First and foremost, I have tried to defend my school mascot for a while now (mainly comparing him to Drexel's shitty dragon), but now, I'm gotta it out. A science devil???? Who thought of changing our mascot to a science devil? It's kinda cool on an ironic level, but it does nothing to inspire fear into your opponents (unless you know, they don't like science).
















And just because someone could, we made a variant of our shirtless non-champ to rep intramurals.















It's a little better, but not by much.

So final thoughts:
Good Things About Drake:
1. He's a devil. Devils make pretty good mascots.
2. He's funny on an ironic level. (Yet nowhere near as funny as Dartmouth's unofficial mascot Keggy)

Bad Things About Drake:
1. Way too happy for a devil
2. Way too much chest shown for a happy mascot.
3. The lab coat and goggles do not intimidate the CACC (which due to my immature mind, I find to be a funny conference name).

Sigh, new school mascot, please be better.