NFL Scouting Combine

So I'm just sitting here and I have my TV on the NFL Network with the Scouting Combine on. Two reasons for this:
1. I love football. Go Dolphins
2. I need background noise since my roommates don't wake up until at least 2 PM.

But what keeps drawing me back to watching it has to be the way they describe the players on the bottom of the screen. They vary from incomprehensible to random facts about the player. Below is a sample of my top 5 I've seen today.

-Jekyll or Hyde: I get what it's supposed to mean, but I honestly have no idea who's the better player between Jekyll and Hyde (answer: neither).
-Coaches Son: "Awesome, so now I know why this kid always gets more playing time than me..."
-15 lbs 14 oz at Birth: Does this make you a good football player? Apparently the NFL Network thinks yes.
-Needs More Sand in Pants: Usually sand in your pants is a bad thing, but now I need more??? Crap, this sucks.
-Tough Guy in Phone Booth: My absolute favorite one I've seen. Hate to see the guy who found this out.

Sigh, come back to me NFL season. I miss thee.